With the credit crunch it seems that everybody is having trouble making ends meet. Whilst it’s true that you can steal stuff that you need, there are certain things that you need money for. If you are already working then you could always get an additional part-time job. Here I have written a list of jobs that you could do to earn that extra shilling or two....

Everybody likes a nice garden, it is very relaxing to sit outside on a long summer evening, drinking and listening to the neighbours having an argument. But, having a nice garden takes a lot of hard work, work that you shouldn’t have to do yourself. If you are lazy but still want a nice garden you could always employ the services of a pikey landscape gardener....

Parties are a great place to meet new people and have fun. The only problem is that throwing a party can be expensive. With these tips you can pass the expense on to other people and even make a little money for yourself. When inviting people, tell them to bring a few friends. This means that not only will you broaden your range of associates but you will also have...

With so many lesbians these days falsely believing they can bring up a child as well as a normal couple, this has generated a good opportunity to make some cash. There are loads of companies like this one who are happy to hand out cash payments for you to fill a little plastic cup. The problem is, some of these feminists who want the donations are so stuck up that...

You cannot turn on the TV or radio these days without hearing some money grabbing lawyer asking if you have ever had so much as a paper cut. Injuries are big business these days and the more painful the injury, the more it is worth. Luckily you don’t have to actually suffer an injury to help yourself to some of this free money. Have a look at the list I have...

Religion is the single biggest cause of deaths and wars in the last five hundred years.  But it is also one of the biggest cash cows also, with the general masses being fooled into emptying their wallets, following false deities. Its not only the Mormons who can rip everyone off – you can get your slice of this pie now too with this handy guide. From reselling...

Your place of work is not only the place where you earn your crust, it is also a hotbed of opportunity to earn extra money. Many places of employment offer ways that the clever employee can use to earn a little extra cash on the side. Some methods are fairly straightforward but some require a little bit of cunning. We have put together a list to get you started. Feel...

Ebay is a goldmine when it comes to earning a bit of extra cash. Right now I’m making about £100 a week selling things, and the beauty is, that if done correctly, everything can be 100% profit. There isn’t any rules or laws saying the things you need to sell need to actually be yours, so we can take advantage of this little known loophole by selling...

Everybody loves pizza. The simplicity of stuffing your face with bread, cheese and tomato all at once is enough to make everyones mouth water. There is only one thing better than pizza and that is free pizza. Most Pizza delivery companies promise delivery within a certain timeframe or the pizza is free. We have put together a list of ways that enable you to make sure...

This is a guest post by Rajesh, a good friend of Mikes who came to UK illegally from India to take advantage of our generous welfare economy. Greetings discounters! Since I’m arriving in this fine country of London in back of vegetable delivery vehicle I have been take advantage of most generous idiots at every opportunity. I’m loving this fine London,...

Being disabled is awesome. Everyone knows that. But what if you could have all the benefits of being a cripple, without actually having to get in a life threatening car crash? All you need to do to qualify for an easy life is to buy a second hand wheel chair and print something out on your home PC. In this politically correct world that we live in, nobody is going to...

There can be many financial benefits to living in a shared house but these benefits do not have to stop at shared utility bills. Why not share everything? You don’t even have to tell your housemate. Your housemate has many items that you can use instead of your own. Here I will tell you how to save money at your housemates expense. Be warned, you need to have...